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nardbag by Adam B Rich June 23, 2011
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nerdbag
Jeff from marketing: "Yo Bill, I just learned html and made a pretty decent web site. Wondering if you could help me out here."
Bill from software: "Sorry, I can't talk to you until you can write a cross domain AJAX app with geolocation."
Jeff: "Quit being a nerdbag dude."
Bill from software: "Sorry, I can't talk to you until you can write a cross domain AJAX app with geolocation."
Jeff: "Quit being a nerdbag dude."
nerdbag by coolfire21 September 24, 2010
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NARDRAG
A quarter-pounder stuffed with pointy lego pieces. A very painful burger to eat and swallow. May tear mouth or esophagus.
Customer: Wassup brah? Get me a NARDRAG.
Minimum-Wage Employee: What the hell is that?
Customer: Nevermind man, get me a frappajappajooza.
Minimum-Wage Employee: What the hell is that?
Customer: Nevermind man, get me a frappajappajooza.
NARDRAG by the me monster July 5, 2022
nerdbag
(noun)
A) Term used mostly in a derogative way towards someone that radiates nerd.
One who probably:
1. is into anime
2. likes a lot of sci-fi
3. plays World of Warcraft or Dungeons & Dragons on a day-to-day basis
4. goes cosplaying
5. has more than four (4) gaming systems, some of which are not even manufactured anymore
6. trading cards?
etc.
A) Term used mostly in a derogative way towards someone that radiates nerd.
One who probably:
1. is into anime
2. likes a lot of sci-fi
3. plays World of Warcraft or Dungeons & Dragons on a day-to-day basis
4. goes cosplaying
5. has more than four (4) gaming systems, some of which are not even manufactured anymore
6. trading cards?
etc.
Band Nerdbags
Sweaty, gross smelling band kids who dedicate their life to marching like ants, or playing dated pop songs at pep rallies. Ones who proudly sport any and all band merch. Dog tags, jackets, t-shirts. They never forget to lube up their instruments, but they always forget deodorant. They carry their instruments with them like trophies while everyone else severely judges them. They're confident in themselves, but they really shouldn't be.
"Those Band Nerdbags are stinking up the gym again!"
"Who left their clarinet in the urinal! Must have been one of those band nerdbags.."
"Look at those band nerdbags playing Confident by Demi Lovato! That song was released in 2015!
"Who left their clarinet in the urinal! Must have been one of those band nerdbags.."
"Look at those band nerdbags playing Confident by Demi Lovato! That song was released in 2015!
Band Nerdbags by viripien April 15, 2023
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