nardbag

1) The fleshy sack holding the testicles, i.e. the nutsack

2) A real annoying doucher.

Man, that Brent sure is a nardbag

by Adam B Rich June 23, 2011

nerdbag

Someone who flaunts their intelligence in a derogatory manner.

Jeff from marketing: "Yo Bill, I just learned html and made a pretty decent web site. Wondering if you could help me out here."
Bill from software: "Sorry, I can't talk to you until you can write a cross domain AJAX app with geolocation."
Jeff: "Quit being a nerdbag dude."

by coolfire21 September 24, 2010

NARDRAG

A quarter-pounder stuffed with pointy lego pieces. A very painful burger to eat and swallow. May tear mouth or esophagus.

Customer: Wassup brah? Get me a NARDRAG.
Minimum-Wage Employee: What the hell is that?
Customer: Nevermind man, get me a frappajappajooza.

by the me monster July 5, 2022

Nard bag

The scrotum. The bag that holds the nards (testicles).

Guy 1: Shit, she bruised my nard bag!
Guy 2: Fuck, ice them!

by DaveDH March 13, 2023

nerdbag

Similar to douche bag, only much more polite.

You are being such a nerdbag today dude.

by JHolla September 29, 2006

nerdbag

(noun)

A) Term used mostly in a derogative way towards someone that radiates nerd.

One who probably:
1. is into anime
2. likes a lot of sci-fi
3. plays World of Warcraft or Dungeons & Dragons on a day-to-day basis
4. goes cosplaying
5. has more than four (4) gaming systems, some of which are not even manufactured anymore
6. trading cards?
etc.

Nerdbag 1: Guys, get ready to attack. Everyone got their special abilities macro'd to their keyboards?
Nerdbag 2: Hold on, I'm out of manna.
Nerdbag 3: Goddamn it!

by Isor December 15, 2008

Band Nerdbags

Sweaty, gross smelling band kids who dedicate their life to marching like ants, or playing dated pop songs at pep rallies. Ones who proudly sport any and all band merch. Dog tags, jackets, t-shirts. They never forget to lube up their instruments, but they always forget deodorant. They carry their instruments with them like trophies while everyone else severely judges them. They're confident in themselves, but they really shouldn't be.

"Those Band Nerdbags are stinking up the gym again!"
"Who left their clarinet in the urinal! Must have been one of those band nerdbags.."
"Look at those band nerdbags playing Confident by Demi Lovato! That song was released in 2015!

by viripien April 15, 2023