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nocturnal emission 

While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.
Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions...

Nocturnal Emission 

The scientific term for a wet dream, ie: cumming in your sleep.
After dreaming about the girl who sat next to him at school, he woke up with cum all over his underwear. Just a nocturnal emission.
Nocturnal Emission by La Nerdette October 30, 2010

Nocturnal Emission 

A French television program usually found playing after the sun sets.
John had seen so many nocturnal emissions that he assumed himself an expert when producing his own.

nocturnal emmission 

A nocurnal emmission is a wet dream.
I jack off so much, I hardly ever have a nocturnal emmission anymore!

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026