napolitano
An ugly ass man with a very tiny penis, and a huge bootyhole. Is a strong believer in bestiality and enjoys having sex with horses.
napolitano by MamamamaMia November 18, 2013
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Napolitano'd
Having your crotch grabbed at the airport by TSA agents under the new Fall 2010 security guidelines.
Napolitano'd by Freddom Frisker November 24, 2010
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Napolitano Pastry
A rare American pastry beloved by and named for Neo-Mussolini heroine Janet Napolitano, Boss Lady of the TSA, filled with a custardy concoction of toddlers' panty messes decorated with delightfully soft turd kisses - all harvested by the TSA from the bowels of 95 year old dying American grandmothers and crying American toddlers at US airports.
There aren't many turd-custard filled dessert recipes that offer a lovely light pastry filled with 95 year old creamy cancer-filled diarrhea such as this Janet Napolitano pastry.
Outside of the TSA boss lady and her friends in al Qaeda, you won't find many Americans able to harvest the ingredients needed to make this rare Fascist delicacy, like this Napolitano Pastry invented by, named for and scarfed down by Janet Napolitano every morning!
Outside of the TSA boss lady and her friends in al Qaeda, you won't find many Americans able to harvest the ingredients needed to make this rare Fascist delicacy, like this Napolitano Pastry invented by, named for and scarfed down by Janet Napolitano every morning!
Napolitano Pastry by BitsySchlap June 29, 2011
neapolitan penis
When someone circumcised and has a dark skinned penis, but the tip of the penis is pink; thus looking like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwhich.
neapolitan penis by Mesoss March 18, 2014
Neapolitan poop worm
The result of having unprotected anal sex with three women and squeezing a three layered poop worm out of your penis.
Neapolitan poop worm by Uncle Charlie69 May 2, 2021
Neapolitan Icecream
A creampie by a white guy in a black chick. (strawberry is the pussy, chocolate is the girl, and vanilla is the white guy.)
Neapolitan Icecream by Phartman April 8, 2009
Neapolitan lines
A useful umbrella term describing the Circle, Hammersmith & City and Metropolitan lines' shared route between Baker Street and Aldgate.
On London Underground maps these lines are individually colour-coded yellow, pink and magenta. When viewed side-by-side the lines resemble Neapolitan ice cream, albeit with the Metropolitan line's dark magenta replacing Neapolitan ice cream's chocolate brown.
On London Underground maps these lines are individually colour-coded yellow, pink and magenta. When viewed side-by-side the lines resemble Neapolitan ice cream, albeit with the Metropolitan line's dark magenta replacing Neapolitan ice cream's chocolate brown.
Example 1:
"How do I get from Liverpool Street to Farringdon?"
"Any of the Neapolitan lines will do"
Example 2:
"What lines pass through Baker Street?"
"The Bakerloo, Jubilee and Neapolitan lines"
"How do I get from Liverpool Street to Farringdon?"
"Any of the Neapolitan lines will do"
Example 2:
"What lines pass through Baker Street?"
"The Bakerloo, Jubilee and Neapolitan lines"
Neapolitan lines by LandinInnit September 1, 2013
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