A wannabe protein.

A robot built on a molecular scale.

Found in copious quantities in science fiction where they exhibit properties such as rapidly replicating regardless of available suitable molecular feedstock, curing tinea, decapitation and stomach ulcers and repairing plot holes.

Also found in small numbers in scientific literature where they show great promise in doing all kinds of really freaking cool stuff, once they grow up a bit.

1. "Well, I've had my nanobot injection. Let's go eat some lard."

2. "You were caught in an atomic explosion but we managed to reconstruct you with the help of nanobots."

3. "The nanobots are eating my clothing!"

4. "Initial atomic force microscopy of the nanobots indicates a high level of freaking coolness"

nanobot by Snarfevs November 1, 2004

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Nanobots

Oh! Right! The nanobots! I almost forgot!

Hym "Right! The nanobots! Did I get my nanobots all up in your brains yet or no? Sad Dad said something about all of the women orgasming at the same time... And that sounds like something I would do... Did I get my nanobots all up in you mind-brains yet? No? Yes? Let me know, alright? I need to get those motherfuckers up in there."

Nanobots by Hym Iam December 24, 2023

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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