Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.
She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.
After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.
That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!
After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.
That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!
by Inanna October 21, 2007
most possibly the grossest looking animal in the history of the world it has no hair and is all wrinkly
person 1 : oh my god what is that it looks like the devil has come from hell arrrghhh!!!!!!!!
person 2 : nah it's just a naked mole rat
person 2 : nah it's just a naked mole rat
by ranga August 13, 2006
a vagina with teeth. Hurting the wang on contact when it does not want to be entered. otherwise known as rape, or one ugly ass dude trying to take advantage of your drunk ass. It is a natural reflex of the vagina.
"here fucking naked mole rat closed right on my dick!, it fucking tore it off!"
"i am one ball less because of her naked mole rat."
"i am one ball less because of her naked mole rat."
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by taggerung December 01, 2009
A girl with Blondish Brownish hair otherwise known as Amber. She loves chocolate and long walks on the beach. She's got cute little freckles and cheeks you just want to squeeze. The cheeks on her face is what I'm talking about. Not her butt chekks, there to small. Nah Nah, jk. For short call her N.M.R.!!!!
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