NADS

Acronym for "numerical assessment of dope skiing/snowboarding." A rating system of one to ten for determining the awesomeness of a ski run, trick, person, outfit, action, or anything that deserves a rating. This term originated at Loveland Ski Area CO. This system can be applied in any situation where a rating of dopeness may be necissary.

Example 1: *Skiier does a cork 9 over a tree*

Kane- "holy shit dude!"

Ben- "NADS rating of ten!"

Example 2: *snowboarder wipes out on a rail*

Jeff- "ooooh shiiiiiiiit!"

Jerald- "NADS rating of 1!"

by nadsman69 December 04, 2011

NADS

Nasty Anal Discharge Syndrome.
When a male releases his load once too often up his gay partners chuff. The muscles are unable to recover and the result is a dribbling orifice.

Normally leads to breaking out the sanitary towels etc..

Oh I say big boy you gone and done it now. You stretched my chocolate wizway and that going to lead to a dose of NADS. Pass the Tampons old chap ill need this lot moping up.

by The Odd One May 17, 2011

nads

1. testicles
2. a hair-removal product

My nads were too hairy, so I put Nads on them.

by pornstar1776769 June 19, 2003

nad

testicle (male, mammal anatomy)

Don't make me kick you in the nads, Beavis.

by spencer February 02, 2003

NAD

An abbreviation used on reddit as a disclaimer that the medical advice given is not that of certified professional opinion.

I’m not a doctor (NAD), but that wound looks infected. I would clean the injury regularly and use antibiotic ointment.

by Pooh bee May 23, 2020

nads

ALternate moniker to 'gonads' or 'testicles'.

That dude has big nads.

Yeah, we'll that's what they pay him the big porn bucks for.

by Brugz January 20, 2003

NAD

Acronym: NAD is a medical term meaning 'No Apparent Distress'.

Doctors Note:
This patient is complaining of difficulty breathing but is in NAD.

by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014