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n00btuber 

-noob in Youtube that spams,posting crap comments,being a sarcastic on YouTube when posting comments,no background pictures,no pics,no videos,sometimes their "Last sign-in" is about a months or years
-Person 1:This video sucks,my video is better than this
-Person 2:Omfg,Are you a n00btuber? you dont have a single piece of second of a video..
-(Didnts reply after months)
-Person 2:Wow..i remember a n00btuber on Youtube...hes such an adorable n00b
n00btuber by Lolskie October 19, 2009
Words you can keep

noobtubery

The act of using a mounted grenade launcher non-stop
Da fuck is up with this noobtubery
noobtubery by Mr.Badgeman December 17, 2009

NOOBTUBER 

someone who shoots a grenade out of a grenade launcher on a gun across the map found in call of duty 4 and modern warfare 2
guy#1 he killed me with a grenade from across the map
guy#2 what a NOOBTUBER

n00btube 

There can be different definitions.

1. A grenade launcher or rifle grenade, in which makes people more pissy with extra explosives.
2. A general insult, used to make one feel special and good about themselves over a video game, specifically and more commonly in Call of Duty games.
3. Another way to accuse someone of being a fag or not being good at video games compared to the accuser.
4. A term that when used may cause the accused to become defensive, therefore declaring an intense 1 versus 1 private match battle to prove that they are better.
1"hey guys, I'm getting easy kills with the n00btube.

2. Matured Teenager "Hey kid, you are such a homo"

Annoying child " Fuck off dude, I'm b345T with the sniper, and you are just n00btubing"

Annoying child "*loudsmacking around in the backround* OH BABY, I AM TOO GOOD AT CALL OF DUTY"
3. "Hey, I saw you n00btubing with another guy behind the dumbster you n00b
4. MLG gangsta "I bet you n00btube all damn day!"

Clan member "You wanna bet bitch? Back out and I'll beat you 1v1.
n00btube by luap eoj April 26, 2010

noobtuber 

This refers to a derogatory word used for an online gamer in, xbox 360 and ps3, in two different games. The word noobtuber is often used while playing call of duty 4 live, when a player uses grenade launcher attachments on all of their weapons in order to get cheap kills. They usually cannot get kills any other way. It also refers to halo 3 or halo 2 live, when a player uses a rocket launcher and/or a missle pod, and repeatedly uses it as it keeps spawning.
call of duty 4 example:
Lvl 52 Prestige: That fcking noobtuber keeps hitting me with the m16 launcher when I'm sniping. Someone call a UAV already so I can kill that biatch!

halo 3 example:

Col. Grade 2: Stop spawning our rocket launcher at our base you freaking n0obtuber. This is why covies suck: noobtube central
noobtuber by $T&G$ April 14, 2008

n00btube 

Someone who repetitively uploads stupid videos to the Internet. Specifically YouTube.
"Dude, check out my new video on YouTube!"
"That video is so stupid, you're such a n00btube."
n00btube by Kal-EL777 July 27, 2008

noobtuber 

Person who uses a grenade launcher in the call of duty series who sucks balls
stupid noobtuber spawn tubed me and got a multikill..........faggat
noobtuber by noobtubee May 14, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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