myloiw 

Myloiw is a talented young man who always is able to put a smile on people's faces. Whether it's via call, or via video is on you. He always cracks jokes and is a gamer to the T. He's unrealistically short.. like 5'0 kinda short, but tries his best not to dwell on it. An amazing artist, and the worst picky eater you will ever meet.

"have you seen the new myloiw post! it was hilarious!"

"Really? let me see!"

myloiw by Milo <33 June 15, 2023

Myloist

A religion in which is ruled by a dog named mylo. Myloism is a religion for those who don’t have a religion.

Wow I love being myloist it’s the best. Thanks mylo!

Myloist by [e-mail] October 23, 2018

Mylow 

flirt. he can be a real dork, but when it comes to girls he's real slick. has a big dick. he's black. STONERR, but can stop whenever he wants. can do some bad ass things. back flips mostly. can spongebob really well. and lives with his granny. he acts like he doesnt care but inside he's dieing. he's sensitive, but strong. the perfect guy.

aww man, he's sooo mylow! did you see that flip? crazy shit!

girl you lucky, your man's a real mylow!

have you tasted that mylow yet? its huge.

Mylow by thisbeforreals65 December 14, 2010

Mylow 

CEO of TI$Δ, founder of snapbacks, and the sexiest man ALIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!

Person 1: DAAAANNG who's dat?!
Person 2: ......thats Mylow ;)
Person 1: .....swag.

Mylow by siguey! July 11, 2011

MYLOW 

MYLOW stands for “My Little Own World”

Welcome to MYLOW, trust me everything is better here!

MYLOW by What's MYLOW? December 17, 2022

Myloitous

A well know and historically documented a serious medical debilitating condition due to the extreme longing and missing of one Mylo.

Damn, I have a bad case of Myloitous, everything sucks, I miss my Mylo so much!!

Myloitous by MyloJJ April 24, 2026