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My husband 

My husband is a word used for when legally bonded with another male. Also frequently used when you are angry with another.
"HUH BITCH YOU TRIED TO TOUCH MY HUSBAND!? AH HELL NAH YOU YEE-HAW PIECE OF SHAT. FACK OFF. "
Words you can keep

my husband 

"Sam Pottorff is my husband"- @Pottorffswife on twitter
my husband by @Pottorffswife February 28, 2014

My husband 

My husband is Tom Felton. He is MY husband, and all you other folk cannot have him. (Besides Daniel Radcliffe.)
Tom Felton is my husband.

My husband 

Me: “Hugh Laughton-Scott is my husband and the love of my life.”
My husband by kys694203004 February 20, 2024

my.husband.is.a.ghost 

Totally famous tiktoker who loves ghostbusters
Omg my.husband.is.a.ghost is my idol, I love her soooooooo much

I love my husband ass print more 

theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D
asprin - "i love you more"
me - "i love my husband ass print more"

so much meaing

Boycotted my Husband 

To hold out till he gives into what your asking for :-)
I so boycotted my husband after he took all my smurfs and wouldnt give them back.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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