my bm 

bm is an acronym for “Baby Mamma”

“Yea, she’s my bm.”

my bm by Vi!!! May 16, 2023

Before my life began (BMLB) 

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

Before my life began (BMLB) by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

BMHA (beyond my hoe ass) 

When something is difficult to understand. Similar to ''beyond me'' but with more gusto

How covid isnt a thing of the past yet is BMHA (beyond my hoe ass)

BMHA (beyond my hoe ass) by ThomasCorey February 28, 2022