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my pineapple 

The one that is most special to you. Your secret man. He is the one whom you wish to be with . You find him attractive in every way. Constantly, he is on your mind and you wonder if he is on yours. My pinaple is simply the your soulmate. He might not know it yet but you two will be together in the end making babies as the sun sets.
My Pineapple said hi to me today and my heart melted.
my pineapple by Sarah999 March 18, 2015
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suck my pineapple juice 

the act of sucking pineapple juice. this quote is to be used when wanting to confuse friends. it does not mean anything dirty, but most people will think that. which makes this quote so fun!
kayla likes to suck my pineapple juice long and hard.

suck my pineapple 

basically is euphemism for "suck my cock" also you can call someone a cock by saying pineapple instead and they wont know it.
"so what's up?"
"fuck you, suck my pineapple"

my gender is pineapple 

genderless, or nonbinary, such is a phrase to use when someone assumes ur gender, it is a referance to a meme that goes somthing like this "did u just asume my gender??!!?? for all u know i could identify as a pineapple!!!"
cis gendered person:hey girl sup?~
gender queer person: actually i'm not a girl, my gender is pineapple-

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026