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"That, my lord is what she bespoke". 

"That's what she said" but in old english wording. Usualy used for extra humor during a "That's what she said" moment.
"The screw won't go in staight". "That, my lord is what she bespoke".

But my lord, this is impossible! 

An exclamation used by Mediterranean ship captains in Medieval II Total War when you give them an order that cannot be followed.
"Yes my lord?"

Proceeds to click on land whilst the ship is selected

"But my lord, this is impossible!"

God my lord and savior

You have a purpose on this earth. God looked at the earth and said that it needed you! You matter and Jesus loves you! Life with God is so much better. We all go through hard times but trust in the Lord for he will give you something better!
Friend: Do you know God?
Friend 2: Yeah God my lord and savior?
Friend: Yes!
Friend 2: I do know Him!
Friend: Ay me too!
Friend 3: No way me too!
My lord
my lord by Abeerr May 21, 2018

oh my lord allah 

say this when ur feeling crazy, like in a crazy hyper mood
Rapphie:were going to mckiver river
Me:Oh my lord allah!
oh my lord allah by youssef February 17, 2006
When you find the right man, you'll find yourself calling him "my lord"
Lord, my Lord, where you lead I'll follw.
My lord by Artemis1a May 11, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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