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The kindest, sweetest, most beautiful, amazing, kind hearted, smartest, most wonderful human that has ever and will ever exist.
“My bf is so amazing,” Ellie said.
“Yes,” Eri agreed. “He’s the best person in the world.”
My bf by The universal truth April 12, 2021
My bf by Fvckingagoat March 29, 2022
My Boyfriend is the best boyfriend out there. He is tall 😍. And very beautiful. He is really comforting and deserving of love. I want to show him what if feels to be loved. I really miss him but i’ll probably see him tomorrow. I love his personality it’s like we’re perfect for each other<3.
Neli: What are you thinking about?
Me: My bf
Neli: Ughh againnn?!?!
Me: Always
My bf by nikolcheto March 31, 2023

my bf cheated 

Dump him, its not worth it. And while your at it come suck my horse cock. ~Larray
yes my bf cheated on me so im going to dump him and suck LARRAYS giant horse cock.
my bf cheated by gianthorsecock69420 September 16, 2020

my bf keith 

the best person i could ever have the crazy luck to meet. everything about them is flawless and i love every part of them. the perfect combination of teasing and loving. they are the only person i want to be with, for the rest of my life.
my bf keith is the love of my life, they’re so handsome <3
my bf keith by cybergf#1 September 1, 2021

my bf august 

he has the biggest dick in america.when this man fucks peope it takes 9 hours fr them to be able to walk again.i love this man sos soso much and i will never let him go
"yo did you see my bf august.he def pulls bitches"
my bf august by its luci July 19, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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