by I, Wreckerrr October 17, 2020
by DickDFW July 28, 2017
Hey Cam how about you and me go to pick up some chicks?
No thanks I have a date with my hand tonight.
No thanks I have a date with my hand tonight.
by TheLegendaryPlayer May 18, 2009
An oft-said expression, mostly spotted on Twitter or Tumblr, uttered when one has posted a drawing online that is in some way peculiar, inappropriate, or unexpected. Synonymous to "Someone take Photoshop/GIMP away from me".
by cutesy pastel living doll May 28, 2015
Meaning to have nothing to do, waiting, no current prospects or opportunity.
Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.
Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.
Jethro showed up late to the orgy to discover that the gentlemen far out numbered the ladies. He could be heard exclaiming to himself, "I'm just stuck here with my dick in my hand"
by Holden5986 June 17, 2012
1) To be performed only by someone's authorization.
2) To command action only by someone's authority.
2) To command action only by someone's authority.
Dom: "Hey Peter, do you want me to forward your phone?"
Peter: "No forwarding shall be done. Only at my hand. Take care now. Bye".
Peter: "No forwarding shall be done. Only at my hand. Take care now. Bye".
by Fistina November 3, 2006
by Wozz November 17, 2007