Example 1:
Ev: Hey Finn Mcmissile, what's up?
Finn: Why, hello, you lovely wanker. I'm quite chuffed, as I just finished having my
afternoon tea with crumpets, if you must know. I love tea almost as I love killing people with my piss, which is second in my list of favorite things to do.
Ev: What's your first favorite thing to do?
Finn: Well, there's this lad named Michael...
Example 2:
Tow Mater (Ev): Dad gum Finn, I didn't know you'd be in
Radiator Springs today!
Finn: I may have taken a slight detour. As you can see, I'm quite knackered. I do love having a good shag.
Tow Mater: A what?