mutton dagger

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.

You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!

by Big Dave January 24, 2003

mutton dagger

red fella, love truncheon, pork sword, skin flute, todger, willy, penis.

I've got 'Ludo' tatooed on my mutton dagger, but when it is fully extended it says 'Llandudno'.

by Jon, Fred, Phil. July 31, 2003

Mutton Dagger

A name given by a girl, in reference to male genetalia.

Jenny: That is THE biggest Mutton Dagger I have ever seen!
Chris: Why, thank you!

by Sophie and Sarah June 4, 2007