mutton dagger

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.

You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!

mutton dagger by Big Dave January 24, 2003

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Mutton Dagger

A name given by a girl, in reference to male genetalia.

Jenny: That is THE biggest Mutton Dagger I have ever seen!
Chris: Why, thank you!

Mutton Dagger by Sophie and Sarah June 4, 2007

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mutton dagger

red fella, love truncheon, pork sword, skin flute, todger, willy, penis.

I've got 'Ludo' tatooed on my mutton dagger, but when it is fully extended it says 'Llandudno'.

mutton dagger by Jon, Fred, Phil. July 31, 2003

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Mutten Dagger

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

Take your Mutten Dagger and pound my juicy cunt

Mutten Dagger by Tabasco Spitty March 30, 2011

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muttin dagger

A slang term for a hard penis.

"Dude I was pounding some random girl last night with my muttin dagger".

muttin dagger by LKALKALKA March 1, 2007

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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