mutton chops

Sideburns that have grown to a size at which they have overtaken the edges of the face and are working their way towards each other. Possibly the best thing to happen to the side of the head since ears.

Check out those mad mutton chops, i bet they keep his ears warm.

by S Dizzle January 12, 2004

mutton chops

Sideburns in excess of 2 inches in length. See also: Van Buren, Martin

Martin Van Buren had a mad set of mutton chops.

by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

mutton chops

large sideburns, almost connecting at the chin, aka "lamb chops", or "muttons"

Damn! John Quincy Adams had some gnarly mutton chops!

by paulieD February 28, 2008

mutton chops

sideburn-moustache combination which can be found on such awsome musicians as Ian Fraser "Lemmy" Kilmister.

dude 1: wow, u seen that guys facial hair?
dude 2: yeah! he has kick ass mutton chops!

by chinbeard September 04, 2010

mutton chops

females pubic hair extends laterally from her swimsuit

I saw this chick walk down to the beach with this big fur burger and two mutton chops hanging out out the side

by dedidik December 09, 2010

mutton chops

When one shaves their pubic area half assed such as just cropping the top of the vagina and letting the rest of the forest grow wild.

Tom cruise likes girls with mutton chops.

by The duzde September 28, 2008

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005