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muppet necking 

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.
Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"
muppet necking by Cantalopian April 7, 2015

muppet necking 

When you're fingering a girl while she's giving you a blowjob, mimicking the same motions to make it look like she's your hand puppet.
She was using her tonsils like a back brace for my dick, when i stuck a finger into her to liven the mood. Once knuckle deep, she thought "C is for Cock" instead of Cookie. Her eager skill as a muppet necking local made me proud to help out. Good thing she already lived in a trash can. Condoms are overrated, Haiti is overrated now, and rashes are for everyone else.
muppet necking by Nsla July 3, 2016

Muppet necking 

Jimmy soon noticed that stacy din't give him just a normal blow job, she was Muppet necking him.

Muppet Necking 

Shoving your hand so far up her ass you use her like a muppet.
She really enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much, for my liking.
Muppet Necking by ledavinci May 29, 2018
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