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Mulletware 

Software that (following the concept of business up front and party in the back) is poorly written and/or the database is not normalized or designed poorly, but still manages to funtion for the end user.
Windows ME would qualify as mulletware.

Wait, that barely worked at all.
Mulletware by Janarchy July 25, 2012
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muppetface 

An awkward or shy attempt at smiling that results in the lips being stretched in a thin line, like a muppet.
I'm not very good at taking compliments. Usually I end up blushing and making a savage muppetface.
muppetface by racharound September 12, 2012

Muleface 

Some one who has the face of a mule.
I don't care what you say muleface.
Muleface by Robuis January 3, 2012
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026