mullet ratio

A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.

"What is your mullet ratio?"
"It's a half inch on top; and sixteen inches at the back."
"...that's a bitchin' mullet!"

mullet ratio by PeaTearGriffin February 23, 2006

mullet ratio

Percent of chance that some chick is a lesbian.(The mullet is a popular lezbo hairdo for the bull-dykey types.)

"Check out that woman driving the big rig! I bet her mullet ratio is a good 98%!"

mullet ratio by Crazy John April 18, 2006

Radiology Mullet 

When a radiologist wears a scrub top with dress pants.

Dr. Rick Kamwerdzer got enema barium on his shirt today. He is lucky he was wearing his radiology mullet.

Radiology Mullet by gurgurant November 28, 2009

mulletation 

The mulletation is cancer-like growth in the form of a haircut (mullet). The disease initiates early in life as the parents of mulletation offspring often have the growth themselves. It is a relatively benign for the people who bare it however, the real victims are bystanders who must view this truely obscene condition.

His mulletation was fully developed and obviously well beyond treatment as he was advanced in age. Maybe if we could have reached him earlier he could be saved.

mulletation by eric torkelson January 25, 2005