mullet halo
also referred to as a skullet
mullet halo by mullet hunter January 15, 2005
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mullet halo
A hairstyle created when a balding man, wearing the "crown of laurels" hairstyle, opts to grow his remaining ring of hair to shoulder length, creating a halo of mulletous hair. Not generally considered a fashionable hairstyle.
mullet halo by Joseph Mamma October 10, 2003
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mullet halo • Halo Mullet • mullet • mullet daddy • mullet-hawk • mullet mobile • mullet-call • Mullet Girl • mullet over • mullet boy
Halo Mullet
a person with a traditional mullet, but fails to come to grips with the fact that they have a 8 inch diameter bald spot on the upper posterior portion of their dome.
Fred: damn, Chuck has had that same hairstyle since high school.
Ralph: I know, well he's so close to retirement, he might as well keep it.
Fred: yeah, but isn't he embarassed by that big bald spot on the back.
Ralph: oh, the halo? no, that's a part of the halo mullet.
Fred: yeah, Chuck has always been a great innovator.
Ralph: I know, well he's so close to retirement, he might as well keep it.
Fred: yeah, but isn't he embarassed by that big bald spot on the back.
Ralph: oh, the halo? no, that's a part of the halo mullet.
Fred: yeah, Chuck has always been a great innovator.
Halo Mullet by BILL FROM HAYWARD November 19, 2006
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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