muffled trumpet
Tom's choice of beans last night resulted in a bad case of muffled trumpets when he was getting pounded by Jerry.
muffled trumpet by Josh Hudes March 16, 2008
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Muffled Trumpet
When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.
Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
Muffled Trumpet by bboymono January 28, 2015
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Dude, I took her out for Mexican food for dinner last night. By the time we made it back to my place I had to trumpet muffle her!
Trumpet Muffle by AdmrlAckbar31 May 6, 2011
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When you cup a wad of TP in your hand and cup your butthole while you're sitting on the toilet to muffle your fart sounds. Works like a charm!
trumpet muffler by Viking vickers February 21, 2015
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