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Muff Cabage

Its a Jersey Thing
What does Muff Cabage mean?

Its a jersey thing
Muff Cabage by maxwellsmack October 15, 2010

Muff Cabage

What angry people from New Jersey say when they get a parking ticket
Muff Cabage by ChrisLeV October 15, 2010

Muff Cabage

First shown in South Park, a word used by people from New Jersey, or 'Jersey' to call someone a Cunt. See weaboo and snooki
No you're a Muff Cabage!
Muff Cabage by JimmyRaeda October 20, 2010

Muff Cabage

It's a Jersey thing..
Are you talking about my family?!" "Your f***ing muff cabage!
Muff Cabage by GuidoGuy November 29, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing.
After getting a ticket, she called the parking cop muff cabbage.
Muff Cabbage by -Nobody- October 15, 2010

muff cabbage 

1. A huge, gaping maw of a vagina with not only inner and outer labia, but several folds of skin in between said labial regions, resembling a cabbage; quite possibly smells like old rancid cabbage as well.

2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.
Angry hair dresser: That whore is gah-bage! That muff cabbage thinks she's hot shit, but she's just nothing, she's just a cabbage!!

Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!

Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.
muff cabbage by girlofglycerine October 16, 2010
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
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You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
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