muff and puff

Spending a day and/or night inhaling the muff and marijuana puff

I'm not going to make the party tonight, I've got muff and puff plans.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

muff puff

a vaginal fart

during great sexual pleasures, only slightly offputting

by tommigunn March 16, 2004

muff puff

An odor eliminating device used mainly for marijuana smoke consisting of an open-ended listerine bottle stuffed with dryer sheets and various accessories.

Dude, I took a HUGE hit and coughed all the smoke into the muff puff so it wouldn't smell like smoke in my room.

by Steve D . November 12, 2007

Muff Puff

n. When the top of ones pussy is fat or "puffy" but the girl herself is not.

Oh my God Sarah, you can totally see your huge muff puff in that swim suit.

by SallynAddie August 7, 2009

muff puff

When a females pubic region is covered in thick "puffy" pubic hair and derives pleasure from another individual slapping her pubic and vagina region with their hand and/or object in order to achieve excitement. This in effect makes the muff puffy.

Hey Johnny, did you know your ex-girlfriend Cindy likes getting gaped open and muff puffed while screwing?

by Doctor Dog Tits December 29, 2009

muff puff

blowing your nose into a girls vagina

"yo last night i had the worst cold, so i just kept giving my bitch the muff puffs"

by master of disaster & beefster of the queefster January 17, 2008

muff puff

A PRAWN CRACKER

would anyone like a muff puff

by GUSTOVTHEGREAT December 9, 2010