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mudd puppy 

strait up jus another name for nigger
lauren: i almost died today .. some black guy cut me off on the freeway

sister: realli.... i hate those damn mudd puppies
mudd puppy by P.Pan September 1, 2005

muddy puppet 

When she is riding you vaginally and you stick your hand up her ass and Jack yourself off.
We were having a great time and I couldn't get off so I had to use the muddy puppet.
muddy puppet by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017

Muddpuppy 

A person (male or female) who is so ugly, they ressemble that turd who's head is sticking out of your ass, but the rest will not come out.
Tim: Yo dude, you see that chick by the bar?

Joe: Yea, she was a real Muddpuppy!
Muddpuppy by Liknunotha January 17, 2008

Muddpuppy 

that turd who's head is sticking out of your ass, but the rest will not come out.
carl: Yo, I shouldn't have eat that burrito. I had a Muddpuppy for like an hour!
Muddpuppy by Mitchell Sarver January 17, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026