muddy mike

V. The swipping of ones ass to accumulate cake batter on the forefinger, then performing a quick stroke over an unsuspecting victims upper lip (just beneath the nose). Also known as a Dirty Sanchez.

I counteracted his Spoony Sam with a quick Muddy Mike, leaving reminants of corn and nuts on his lip.

by booboo June 18, 2004

Muddy Mike

Immediately after getting top from Jiddy On, a horse shits in ur mouth and you proceed to get in a relationship with it

Woah dog, look at munzinger over there, looks like a he gets a muddy mike ever day

by Big Weiner Nog October 4, 2017