(M-uh-D-k-i-d)(n) A teen-aged pubescent boy or girl commonly known to smoke cigarettes, skip class, shout obnoxiously loud in the halls, walk really slow, wear gigantic basketball jerseys or clothing from hot topic, and are basically the scum of the earth because they dont contribute to society and will never accomplish anything
Mudkid: I fuckin hate class. Lets go outside and smoke a blunt. But first lets yell into classrooms and at people walking down the halls.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!