Muckspreader

A term used for a larger than normal pair of buttocks

Omg check out the size of that muckspreader !

by Mickyblueeyes November 25, 2018

Muckspreads

The act of a hippopotamus shiting while waving its tail in a back in forth manner making the shit seem as if its been put into a fan

I'd rather place my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muckspreads.

by Jahgee1124 October 10, 2012

Muckspread

When an animal is taking a poop as its tail presses against its anus, making the poop shredded up as it drips out.

The Hippo muckspread as it was yawning.

by Bassistfreak July 13, 2011

muck spreader

1. One who spreads manure.

2. A nasty female who spreads her legs for many men.

Wow look at Tj. He sure is a muck spreader.

Eww Katie is such a muck spreader. Look at her flirt with all those guys.

by Captain Porking February 25, 2014

Muck spreader

A car that has been lowered and scrapes the ground, spraying muck all over the place in rural areas. Usually has an exhaust so loud you have enough warning so you don't get covered in muck

'watch yourself, there's a muck spreader coming down the road, I can hear it'

by Skyefromstrandhill October 6, 2022