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muck out 

To enter ones contents of the bowels in to the bog. i.e. have a fucking good shit
I'll be gone sometime im off to the shitter for a muck out.

Dont go in their it stinks i've just had a fucking good muck out.

Wheres the bog, i need a muck out.

Your fucking cat has just had a muck out all over the fucking floor.

Look at that dog its having a nasty muck out, and it fucking stinks.
muck out by Cunts November 5, 2006
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muck out 

the transition between making out and fucking
Johnny Godeeper: "I made it to the muck out bro, but I didn't go all the way."
Melvin: "What's muck out?"
Johnny Godeeper: "It's like when you run from third to home...and the pitcher tags you out."
muck out by esposed July 7, 2010

Muck out 

Formed from 'mucking out' or cleaning the poo from livestock dwellings.

However, more modernly, it is in reference to laying the hammer down on a big babe's butthole. Hence, cleaning the poo from her balloon knot.
Me: Goddamn it, Bernice is lookin good over there.

Friend: you won't muck out her asshole.

Me: you think I'm scared to muck out Bernice? Fuck you pal. I bet I could muck her out so hard she loses 5 lbs... Then I do it
Muck out by TittyfaceJenkins June 30, 2021

Muck her/him out 

A new welsh phrase for arse to mouth
I always muck her/him out!

I proper mucked her out last night
Muck her/him out by Robanna Lakiris November 21, 2013
To go for a shit. To deficate.
'Ive just had one hell of a Muckout'.

'Someones had a Muckout in there, it stinks they have proper smashed the fuck out of trap 1'.

MO = Muckout, 'Dont go in there ive just been for an MO'

'What a Muckout, someone better call a plumber'
Muckout by BenJ1111 January 3, 2010
The verb, muckout, is the action of going to a club/bar or any place where the consumption of alcohol takes place and seeing to it that the female attendees are sexually satisfied by the end of the night. Some consider this a duty, a responsibility, an absolute tenet whilst others treat it merely as a hobby. There are some that are better at mucking out than others however it is the intention to muckout that is key not the success of the act itself.
Male 1: "You gonna muckout tonight la?
Male 2: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Male 1: "evy tha la"
Muckout by Celbows May 27, 2022
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