mtn dew 

The crap new name of mountain dew. Everything about the old logo is better.

"Why the fuck did they change the name to mtn dew?"

mtn dew by baseracer January 30, 2009

Mtn dew 

Mtn dew is amazing in every way

Mtn dew is good Cuz I said so

Mtn dew by Gdude0723 May 20, 2016

mtn dew 

Mountain Dew's shitty way of 'revolutionizing' what they call a drink.

Yo... Marty go get the m-t-... wait I mean mtn dew, oh shit I MEAN THE MOUNTAIN DEW.

mtn dew by VooDoo (the real one trust me) June 19, 2009

Mtn Dew 

Dyed Sugar Water

Why do you drink Mtn Dew?

Mtn Dew by EFJ November 5, 2020

MTN DEW 

The most wonderful, anti-black, boner to the moon, craziest, whitest drink ever. It makes black men cry the there moms in the field and makes white man rule with other worldy power.
It is the grape drank of white people. Its what rednecks buy when they cant afford beer. Its what your baby drank in the whome. IT IS GOD.

MTN DEW IS FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY

MTN DEW by niggersreallysuck108 June 13, 2011

Mtn dew code red 

Something junior (mtndewguy100) used to drink all the time back in the late 2000s (2009-2010)

Possibly linked to his iconic username of “Mtndewguy100”

In fact, junior made a “mtn dew code red” commercial featuring his kitty cat “Friggy” (winy) back in the early days

Though, junior does NOT drink mtn dew at all anymore, or code red, he also abstains from soda or sugared drinks in general and for good reason

Mtn dew code red is the OG drink of junior aka “mtndewguy100” ironically he doesn’t drink it EVER

Mtn dew code red > regular mtn dew

Nuff said

Also You can’t say that mtn dew code red isn’t a tasty drink, just saying

Mtn dew code red by Makenbaconshakin March 4, 2022

Mtn Dew Baja Blast 

Legal drugs, accessible by anyone. (Beverage sold exclusively at Taco Bell)

"Welcome to Taco Bell, what would you like to order?"
"5 extra large Mtn Dew Baja Blast."
"Sorry, we are sold out."

Mtn Dew Baja Blast by Wovibe January 20, 2022