moving house 

When someone is too cheap to pay for their own travel, and they use "I'm moving house" as an excuse to pull out of a planned trip.

I can't come on the Whisky trip cause I'm moving house.

moving house by Hhjb595959 November 20, 2021

moving house 

When someone is too cheap to pay for their own travel, and they use "I'm moving house" as an excuse to pull out of a planned trip.

I can't come on the Whisky trip cause I'm moving house.

moving house by Hhjb595959 November 20, 2021

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant 

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant by beanwrangler December 11, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004