a super cool uptempo song from maroon 5 featuring christina aguilera! catchy whistle in various parts of the song.
Take me by the tongue and I'll know ya
Kiss me till you're drunk and i'll show you
all the MOVES LIKE JAGGER i got the MOVES LIKE JAGGER i got the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES LIKE JAGGER
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.