sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.

how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome

by so help me February 6, 2016

Parrot mouth

Somebody that either says everything you just said, or at times even tries to say something you thought of before you could say it with the help of a psychic friend, all to gain credit for doing so.

The parrot mouth wanted to claim the other person's ideas as his/her own, and found that the best way to keep the other person ostracized (or from finding any sort of rhythm) was to just mindlessly blurt out everything the other person just said back them and anybody else present (Baaa I'm not ignorant you're ignorant, Baaa I'm not the pee pee head you're the pee pee head). That way the parrot mouth won either way by remaining relevant via credit or attention from others.

by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021

toast mouth

When a girl won't suck you because she has a sore throat!

I can't go down on you, I have toast mouth!

by JAB_1987 November 11, 2018

You've said a mouthful.

You are sucking up with so many complements that it's like you have your mouth full male orgasmic excretion.

After plying lots of unfounded compliments to someone, the person responds by saying, "You've said a mouthful."

by RMatrix April 12, 2021

Beef-Mouth

adj: consuming such a large quantity of beef that you can't talk.

Example: Drew can't come to the phone right now. He has Beef-Mouth

by BrewDrew December 15, 2013

eskimo mouth hug

A blowjob given by someone with an ice cube in their mouth.

In the summer I love receiving Eskimo mouth hugs.

by Billdoe February 19, 2021

eskimo mouth hug

A blowjob given with a pierce of ice in the givers mouth.

One hot summer day I was sitting on the couch and all of a sudden my wife gave me an Eskimo mouth hug.

by Billdoe February 19, 2021