Usually in reference to homosexual men, a female a guy will be associated with, or even pretend to be dating, in order to create the illusion that said homosexual is straight.
Keiron was in a town where he would get his ass beat in a way he didn't like, so he brought his moustache susan around with him everywhere
by MixBlender September 17, 2007
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also referred to as smearing. gathering up a finger or two full of that nasty greeze that forms between the upper inner thigh and scrotum, after a day or two (or more) of not showering, and then wiping or rubbing the finger(s) across the victim's upper lip area, directly under their nose, so as to cause them to have to smell the foul substance.
I gave that dirty bitch a moustache she'll not soon forget.
by wizzy July 25, 2006
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The growing and manicuring of hair on one's upper lip, usually by an adult male. Also referred to as a crumb catcher, thigh tickler, nose neighbour or the womb broom.
Are you growing a moustache for Movember?

Fuckin rights I am!
by TMMS November 2, 2010
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one of the many shaving styles which is applied on the moustache,such as trimming or shaving them in different styles to give different looks.
I think Tino is a good barber, he gives excellent moustaching all you have to do is sit beside a computer laptop and choose the moustache style that you want.

Moustaching needs lots of skills.

For a good moustaching it is recommended to have long moustache.
by Joseph-Almzayen December 18, 2007
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Hair above the upper lip. And some thing all cool Buffalos have.
by buffaloshavemoustaches June 19, 2010
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To have the cal put on ones self - Or to put the cal on another

synonymous with 0wned, pwned, raped and n00bed.

Used in situations of failure esp. epic failure.

From the viral peoples court video.
1. I Just got moustached all night in CSS.

2. Oh man i lost 80 dollars on the lotto. yeah you got moustached man.

3. Damn i got moustached all day at work.
by TheOv3rminD April 24, 2008
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