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mouse man 

Where you get a tube and a bunch of lube and stick a live mouse in the tube and stick the tube up your asshole. Remove the tube and let the mouse wiggle inside your anus until it dies.
mouse man by Urmom163827369 December 5, 2013

Man or Mouse 

Another way to ask if the person is a pussy or not on a dare/action they’re about to do.
Guy 1: “Dude, u finna down that bottle of Tito’s?”
Guy 2: “Not sure bro, this may be too much for me,”
Guy 1: “Come on man, are you a man or mouse? Think about it,”
Guy 2: “Hmmm, fuck it. I’m a man, I cannot go out like this!”
Guy 1: “Let’s fucking go!!!!!”
Man or Mouse by middavidson August 9, 2022

Moose Man 

Women love him. Geese Man’s mortal enemy. Moose fear him.
Moose Man: “They call me Moose Man”
Moose: *trembles*
Moose Man by yerxa December 11, 2020

If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?

"Hey Bill!"

"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"

Moose Man 

a young man who is small like a mouse who gets called moose by a scottish person because of their inability to say mouse.

A nickname for someone slightly large who is sttrange yet cool like a Moose.

a man who has been bitten by a radioactive Moose.

Joshua Clegg.

a gruff sub urban type who says "o'ryt" at every oppurtunity.
"hey Moose Man"
"Hey bill"
Moose Man by Joshytclegg October 12, 2008

moose man 

moose man thinkz the moose is like the god!
moose man by teeny tiny v March 16, 2003