Mouse Man
Mouse Man by shortgiraffe024 August 31, 2020
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mouse man
Where you get a tube and a bunch of lube and stick a live mouse in the tube and stick the tube up your asshole. Remove the tube and let the mouse wiggle inside your anus until it dies.
mouse man by Urmom163827369 December 5, 2013
Man or Mouse
Guy 1: “Dude, u finna down that bottle of Tito’s?”
Guy 2: “Not sure bro, this may be too much for me,”
Guy 1: “Come on man, are you a man or mouse? Think about it,”
Guy 2: “Hmmm, fuck it. I’m a man, I cannot go out like this!”
Guy 1: “Let’s fucking go!!!!!”
Guy 2: “Not sure bro, this may be too much for me,”
Guy 1: “Come on man, are you a man or mouse? Think about it,”
Guy 2: “Hmmm, fuck it. I’m a man, I cannot go out like this!”
Guy 1: “Let’s fucking go!!!!!”
Man or Mouse by middavidson August 9, 2022
If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?
"Hey Bill!"
"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"
"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"
If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose? by <ShiverBurn> November 26, 2013
Moose Man
a young man who is small like a mouse who gets called moose by a scottish person because of their inability to say mouse.
A nickname for someone slightly large who is sttrange yet cool like a Moose.
a man who has been bitten by a radioactive Moose.
Joshua Clegg.
a gruff sub urban type who says "o'ryt" at every oppurtunity.
A nickname for someone slightly large who is sttrange yet cool like a Moose.
a man who has been bitten by a radioactive Moose.
Joshua Clegg.
a gruff sub urban type who says "o'ryt" at every oppurtunity.
Moose Man by Joshytclegg October 12, 2008
moose man
moose man by teeny tiny v March 16, 2003
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