1. (noun): An asshole, an offensive term pertaining to someone you would like to send off on a rocket.

2. (noun): Usually a man, a man-douche.
1.
Premise: The men upstairs are disrupting my sleep.
Premise: Any man who disrupts my sleep is a mouche-rocket.
Conclusion: The men upstairs are mouche-rockets.

2.
Ross, Nate, or *Akhtar.

*The grand pooh-ba of mouche-rockets, a logic teacher.
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Someone that never gets thier ass up from a computer and couch.
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(Canadian French expression)

Literally « to have anal sex with flies » - Used to the express exasperation towards someone who concentrate over small and irrelevant details. ( Similar to Danish expression flyfucking )
- Attends! J’hésite en bleu lavande et bleu royal pour la couleur des serviettes de la salle d’eau.
- Arrête d’enculer des mouches, on est ici pour négocier l’achat de la maison.
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Ce mot est utilisé pour décrire subtilement une personne ou une action étant moche, idiote, laide ou encore incompréhensible. Il est aussi possible d’utiliser ce mot lors d’une incompréhension vis-à-vis un comportement étrange.
Une personne annule un rendez-vous “date” sans préavis à la dernière minute. “C’est vraiment mouche de sa part”. Cette personne est tellement mouche “laide”.
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Mouch is a caring, kind funny man who you can find in Chicago fire or Chicago pd. He is married to Trudy platt on NBC Chicago pd.
They’re such a cute couple!
The nick name ‘Mouch’ came from ‘man’ and ‘couch’ mixed together.
Mouch: *sits down on “his couch”*
* bell goes *
Mouch: “ Ahh I just sat down! “
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to be fooled, bamboozled or perplexed is to be Mouched.

new terminology, courtesy of jinxed, "Don't get Mouched"
You really thought he was Astronaut? You may have just got Mouched.
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