motel mattress

i person u sleeps around a lot. motel matresses get slept on a lot by a lot of different people. so a person who sleeps around with lots a people.

john: how many people have you been with?
mary: 10
john:u motel mattress

by Alyscia Goldsmith August 1, 2008

mattress firm model

To describe someone who is in a deep, vegetative, inanimate, motionless like state. Similar to a coma or slumber after a long night of drinking alcoholic beverages with little H20 ratio. Typically used when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

On God, after we got out the bar he tried to press me and I made that dude a mattress firm model.

by kfcnutrients July 14, 2019