mosyphilis 

A condition caused by excessive cuteness, resulting in a condition known to some by mosyphilis. Conditions and symptoms include excessive cuddling and the missing of pre-scheduled deadlines.

She caught a bad case of mosyphilis and was late to work.

mosyphilis by James Slavm December 24, 2010

Myphilis 

The sketchiest, skeeviest motherfucka you will ever meet.

Yo that man who follows drunk chicks around and blazes a lot and is full of consipracy theories is mad myphilis.

Myphilis by Jamrocck November 8, 2008