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Morris dancer

A Morris dancer could be a local person who dances with bells and wooden sticks with roots in the pagan past .........or
A full on retard who makes a complete butt munch of themselves in a most elaborate and public way with as much fanfare as they can muster whilst completely in the belief they are truly awesome in the eyes of others .
Individual wearing jean so low as to show their underwear in public whilst walking down the street obviously thinking they are from da hood but looking so stupid
This would be a Morris Dancer
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Some wierdo's who paint their faces black and dance round sticks in the country (in England).
Usually from the South West, anal and gay - probably has sex with members of their own family
Fucking Morris dancers - they're everywhere. It's about time they passed a law against it
morris dancer by Dave July 8, 2003

The Swedish Moris Dance

This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.
Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.