Top definition
A Morris dancer could be a local person who dances with bells and wooden sticks with roots in the pagan past .........or
A full on retard who makes a complete butt munch of themselves in a most elaborate and public way with as much fanfare as they can muster whilst completely in the belief they are truly awesome in the eyes of others .
Individual wearing jean so low as to show their underwear in public whilst walking down the street obviously thinking they are from da hood but looking so stupid
This would be a Morris Dancer
via giphy
by Trentbridge Troll May 20, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Morris dancer mug for your guy Paul.
Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Nussy mug for your mate Trump.
Some wierdo's who paint their faces black and dance round sticks in the country (in England).
Usually from the South West, anal and gay - probably has sex with members of their own family
Fucking Morris dancers - they're everywhere. It's about time they passed a law against it
by Dave July 08, 2003
Get the merch
Get the morris dancer neck gaiter and mug.