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morning missilesex
The erectile penis a man get when he wakes up, can be also known as morning wood.
I always wake up every day with a morning missile
by D'fo February 25, 2004
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Morning Missileunknown
the first poop of the day
Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.
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by Crunchyness March 12, 2009
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