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The erectile penis a man get when he wakes up, can be also known as morning wood.
I always wake up every day with a morning missile
by D'fo February 25, 2004
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Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.
by Crunchyness March 12, 2009
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