morning blue 

Blue balls that result from not jerking off the night before and not relieving your morning hard on

I went to bed horny and I need to do something about this morning blue.

morning blue by qaz345 February 8, 2014

snowy morning blues 

When you wake up in the morning after a one night stand if the girl has to stay because of a snow storm, you play an annoying song, such as snowy morning blues, repetitively to make sure she wont come back.

Guy 1: Dude why were you still with that chick from 2 nights ago last night?

Guy 2: There was a snow storm and she couldn't get out of my house.

Guy 3: Bro you should have just given her a case of the snowy morning blues.

snowy morning blues by Bob Jenkins & Bosco October 6, 2010

morning blues 

1. when you stayed up way too late and you dont want to get up for work.
2. when you usually get up early in the morning and it is the middle of winter.

sometimes i get the morning blues from staying up all night.

morning blues by nobody else here April 24, 2017

Blue Mooning 

When one moons another person while clenching an orange, clementine, or tangerine between their ass cheeks.

When he turned the corner he was surprised by a gentleman who was blue mooning some Finnish tourists. Nothing but ass cheeks and two rather large navel oranges.

Blue Mooning by DickFingerDave May 15, 2018

Blue Mooning 

Verb

Taking very large doses of diphenhydramine, a anti-histamine over the counter allergy remedy, to experience sedation and vivid visual and auditory hallucinations. Abuse of diphenhydramine incredibly dangerous because it puts you in a state of pure delirium. Long term abuse of diphenhydramine has been linked to brain tumors.

Person A: Lets go over to Peter's house.
Person B: No way man that guy is blue mooning on Benadryl. He is Insane!
Person A: You're right people shouldn't be getting high off allergy medication.

Blue Mooning by Bluemoon shine September 4, 2010

Blue Mooning 

The act of showing your full moon (butt) the second time in a month.

You: Did you see the blue moon.
Me: Yeah, and I was blue mooning my friend.

Blue Mooning by gregben October 8, 2023

blueberry morning

Waking up and discovering various fruit, pastries, and/or cereal covering your body (primarily genitals) with no recollection of consuming and/or purchasing sed items; the name originating from Post Blueberry Morning Cereal.

Hey Joe, what did we do last night? I woke up with my balls covered in a McDonald's parfait...what a blueberry morning.

blueberry morning by JJMcJ February 9, 2010