Morne

morne ... A plastic device filled with water that is inserted into ones anus for the purpose of flushing out copious amounts of man juice (jizz).

I need a morne. My bum is full as a goog.

by Ttlit August 6, 2019

Morne

Acording to a new invenstion a morne is a non spesified which acording to test is a newly found vaginal infecction

The cow has morne infection

by morme February 13, 2019

Morn

Contraction of moron.

Keith is such a morn.

by Ike February 20, 2004

Morning

another term for a homo.

Dude look at that guy in the tight pants, he must be a facking morning.

by FawsPiece July 23, 2008

Morning Load

The Morning load is known across the world. It simple means men releasing their semen built up overnight by jerking off and cumming in the morning. When men wake up in the morning, there is process. We first need to urinate but after that, we touch our cocks/dicks/penis/boner/prick/etc until we get an erection & wank until we blast our cum!!! Most of the time, porn is involved! Watching whores take cock in all holes until we bust our morning load. Our semen/ jizz/ cum/spunk/baby batter.

Tom woke up and starting touching his hard cock until he shot his morning load.

by HornyPornoAddict October 19, 2022

Morning Dump

The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning

That was one epic morning dump I took today when I woke up

by Slimy Steve July 4, 2014

Morning Hitler

When you're shaving in the morning and leave a little Hitler moustache before taking that part off as well, just to see what it looks like on you.

"I tried the Morning Hitler today. Too bad one guy ruined it for the rest of us."

by Koekje Zwei August 5, 2013