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mormon girls

Mormon girls are the most beautiful girls there are l. They got super kicken booties and absolutly bootylicous knockers. man those things are stunning. Then they got the most beautiful eyes. To sum things up they have the most rockin bodies and most gorgeous faces ever so if you find one then u better hold on because they make the best companions ever.
Dang thoese mormon girls are so gosh dang hot
mormon girls by Yaboikentuckythumb December 2, 2013
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Mormon Girls

Girls that are cute and nice at first, but end up breaking your heart unless you convert to Mormonism. It is also very hard to leave mormon girls once you've had one as they become an addiction.
My friend Joey is really into mormon girls, I hope he can break this addiction!
Mormon Girls by JStorm December 1, 2014

hot mormons girls 

The Kind and Loving Women of the Mormon Church Who Believe in Christ and Treat their Bodies with Care (They are also HOT)
Person: Hey Man , did you see that hot Mormons girls walk by?

Person2: Yeah... I've been meaning to ask her out but she is isn't 16 yet

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012