When you have abnormally smelly farts anyway, and you overeat at the hibachi station, washing the
food down with three bowls of yum yum sauce. Then wait until you go to an escape room and plan your attack. You must wait until about mid-way through, when the team starts figuring out clues and opens the second room. You covertly do a Morgie Shitvak while the timer is
running down, making your friends walk back and forth between rooms with clues dry heaving through your flatulence
cloud.
Hey, you guys want to do an escape room? Nah,
fuck that last
time I was Morgie Shitvak'd and I have PTSD! No way, I'm getting
trapped again!