morgan mcgonigal 

morgan is my sis, and she kinda annoying ngl. she like to copy me a lot tho. for example, i got my af1s in january and she got them in june, i got the brandy butterfly hoodie, she takes it, then she buys one exactly like mine. also i got tiktok before her. so like she’s getting me taco bell rn which is cool tho. like apparently she’s pretty to other people, but that’s just bc they’ve never met me (lindsay). also i’m better at tiktok than her. my tiktok is lindsaymcgonigal so go follow me not her bc he account is cringy. she also is lacking in friends so hit her up. she’s kinda dumb tho which can get annoying. like she actually bugs me a lot when she’s not sleeping. anyway i would just like to say that i love her bc she can drive.

morgan mcgonigal is such a loser, but she’s pretty chill, her sis is prettier tho

morgan mcgonigal by tacobellboo December 6, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012