When a fad or affectation has outlived its coolness, one can declare a moratorium on it. It's a polite way to express one's rage at seeing somethingsilly continue in perpetuity.
1. White chicks with dreadlocks; I'm declaring a moratorium on that.
2. I'm declaring a moratorium on the faux-hawk. It's been co-opted by too many frat boys.
3. I believe it's time to declare a moratorium on the fart app for iPhone.
When a person comes across another person head on while walking, and both try to avoid a collision and doing so yield to the same side a view times, resulting in an awkward moment for both participants.
"I walked to the station last week and i had a multi motorial mirror reflex with a chick. It took at least five takes to get passed her!"
adj. a person who feels the insomnia-borne jolt of awareness that they will die, that these passing years aren’t just scenes from a dress rehearsal, rounds of an ongoing game, or chapters in a story they'll be told later, but are footprints being lapped by the steadily gathering tide of an unfathomable abyss.
"If you really wanna become a morituriac, read "A Little Life" by Hanya Yanagihara"