Mooseterbating 

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

moosetits

When people can't pronounce the youtuber Muselk's name they say Moosetits

Person 1: Hey do you watch Muselk?
Person2: Moosetits? Yeah he is gud

moosetits by ZiggoKill September 21, 2016

The Three Mouseketeers 

A seemingly clever but possibly rooted in cognitive decline baby-boomer conflation of The Mouseketeers and The Three Musketeers.

The Three Mouseketeers have come to my defense on many occasions when I really needed help!

The Three Mouseketeers by Dr Bunnygirl December 18, 2019

mooseterbation 

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

mooseterbation by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

moosetits

crazy, not in touch with reality, confused

andy is moosetits if he thinks he's funny

moosetits by obvsly September 11, 2008

Moosette 

A female participant in the drinking game Bull Moose

The Moosette used her non dominate hand to drink her beer

Moosette by Ne' Ne' February 16, 2013

Moosewinter 

A lost prophet who roams the frosty barrens of Siberia. With his sturdy mule Exo, Moosewinter rides across the the steppes in search of mystery and maffematics.

Wow I wish I could be as cool as Moosewinter.

Moosewinter by Mrchows November 18, 2009