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A Montel is a funny, selfless, smart, friendly, confident and modest person. A Montel may be slightly irritating and paranoid at times, but their charm makes up for it. A Montel would usually be an easy person to get on with.

A Montel will usually be quite big, but will have stunning good looks.
I saw a Montel today and he was giving his friends a good time and was very entertaining.
by Montyboy August 21, 2010
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its a pot head who smokes lots of weed and is a little dofine
Look at all those montels smoking weed
by captain jack10 May 11, 2010
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A person with a giant dick and he always has the new Jordan’s on his feet and he got all the hoes
On his dick
Girl montel gave me the best dick ever last night

Dam montel got the new Jordan’s on and got a fresh outfit
by Thyira February 12, 2018
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When you let one rip during or immediately following ejaculation.
While I was smashing with your mom, I monteled so hard.
by Aererea March 07, 2020
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