monster teeth

1. A person with teeth that are not straight or aligned properly; often jagged, crooked and decaying. Most often resembling the teeth of a monster.

Damn Louis!, look at the monster teeth on that bitch. It looks like she's been chewing on rocks.

by doctor.the.j June 13, 2011

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018